[It's fine to laugh. If the kid weren't essentially okay, he wouldn't be texting, right? Right. Alvin's genuinely glad to hear from him.
Maybe it should register as weird that a guy who carries a broadsword on his back like it's normal knows text slang like "lol" or has any idea what a T-shirt is. Then again, does Kokichi know anyone who isn't weird? Probably not.]
This a call for help, kid? You hiring a mercenary's services to see you safely home to bed? I could be persuaded to discount my usual cool rock rates.
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[It's fine to laugh. If the kid weren't essentially okay, he wouldn't be texting, right? Right. Alvin's genuinely glad to hear from him.
Maybe it should register as weird that a guy who carries a broadsword on his back like it's normal knows text slang like "lol" or has any idea what a T-shirt is. Then again, does Kokichi know anyone who isn't weird? Probably not.]
This a call for help, kid? You hiring a mercenary's services to see you safely home to bed? I could be persuaded to discount my usual cool rock rates.